Where’s the cake? Cake is the language of love… People go “I love you! I love you” Yeah? Give me a fucking eclair.
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| — | Dylan Moran “What It Is” (via cynicalpie) |
Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
How my dad remembers the movie 'Thor'.
Me: Hey dad, you know in Thor-
Dad: Which one's that?
Me: With the gods. And Natalie Portman. And-
Dad: The bloke with the hammer and his skinny emo brother?
girl in Beatles shirt: What's Rubber Soul?
girl in Led Zeppelin shirt: Bonzo? You mean like the clown?
girl in Rolling Stones shirt: Exile on what?
girl in Pink Floyd shirt: Who the hell is Syd Barrett
girl in Nirvana shirt: Bleach?
“Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think…You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner-shop piss at 3am…You do sometimes look at yourself and think…This is fantastic. I’m in heaven.”Bernard Black (Black Books)
I grew up in Ireland and you learned to feel bad about anything you enjoy! It’s in the air.. It’s Catholicism! You see a sunset!
You go:
Look at that! Isn’t that extraordinarily beautif- Oh, no, we’re not allowed? Look at the mud… :( There’s mud, there’s mud everywhere… I am made of mud… Everything is mud :(
Sunsets were for Protestants!
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| — | Dylan Moran, What it is DVD (via merveillesangel) |
